2004-05-02 - 2:17 p.m.
Would you like to hear about what happened since the last time I updated?
I got off the computer, and my sister called. Which was kind of annoying since I really had to pee and I really wanted to take a shower.
She starts talking about what Dad said was going to happen this summer. Which pisses me off 'cause why can't Dad tell me himself.
* * *
Me: That's great, but I don't know what's going on this summer.
Mangofarmer: Why?
Me: I don't know.
Mangofarmer: What's going on this summer?
Me: Stuff.
Mangofarmer: Like what?
Me: I DON'T KNOW THERE IS STUFF I WANTED TO DO SARAH I NEED TO PEE AND I WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER.
Mangofarmer: Put down the phone and go pee.
Me: NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER.
Mangofarmer: Why don't you talk to me anymore?
Me: BECAUSE YOU CALL AT THE WORST TIMES. STOP CALLING ME WHEN I AM MAKING OUT OR SLEEPING OR HAVING TO PEE.
Mangofarmer: TMI!!!
[A crash is heard somewhere in the house. Mom starts stomping her way into the room]
Mom: Stop shouting! Shut up and don't make any noise!
Mangofarmer: Is that Mom? Let me talk to Mom...
Me: I'll call you back later. [CLICK]
Me (after chasing Mom back into her room): What the hell is your problem???
Mom (taking a few threatening steps forward): I WAS SLEEPING AND YOU WERE MAKING NOISE.
Me: WHATEVER. I'M TAKING A SHOWER.
Mom: NO YOU AREN'T! GET OUT OF MY FACE.
Me: I'D LOVE TO. PERMANENTLY.
Mom: GO RIGHT AHEAD. WHO WOULD TAKE YOU IN?
[Mom pushes me out of her room and I slam the door in her face.]
* * *
I wish she would let me leave. But she's right, where would I go. Home? Yeah, 'cause my dad really seems to care...
