2004-08-08 - 10:01 p.m.
I need help.
This is part of a conversation that I am having with Drum Major:
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DM: What are you doing right now?
Me: I don't know.
DM: You must be doing SOMETHING...
Me: I'm crawling up your butt.
DM: YESSSSS!!! I knew I felt something...
Me: Oh, that's not me... that's your urine...
DM: My urine feels like someone crawling up my butt???
DM: Let me see... I will taste it...
DM: Yum... yes, urine.
Me: No, that's not urine... that's apple juice...
DM: Really?
....
DM: Are you up my butt yet?
Me: No, it would be a lot easier if you would stop clenching it.
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School tomorrow. Meh.
