2004-08-29 - 10:55 a.m.
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
I have just finished reading Pride and Prejudice. I am not sure how I feel about it. I don't think I liked it. It was written very well, but the CHARACTERS are so freaking annoying. The only ones I like were Darcy and Mr. Bennett. I completely despise Mrs. Bennett, Lydia, Kitty, Mary, Jane, Charlotte, Mr. Wickham, Bingley, etc. Mr. Collins reminds me of a much more annoying version of Saryentoss (you know I love ya babe!). But I love Darcy and Mr. Bennet because if you mix them together you would get my dad. I laughed to the point of tears every time Mr. Bennett said something. And I am exactly like Darcy. Other than that, I think I despised this novel. The plot was so frivolous. Damn you Jane Austen! I hate reading stuff about love and marriage and high society... unless Oscar Wilde wrote it.
Would you believe me if I said there was a can of Spam sitting next to my computer?
You can't have your pudding until you eat your smeat!
